Total Medals Earned: 433 (From 58 different games.) Total Medal Score: 4,995 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (25/135 points)
Beat the game.
Let out all your aggression.
Be kind to those less fortunate than yourself.
Reveal the true face of evil!
Defeat Madness Mode!
Medals Earned: 4/8 (25/150 points)
Pass the first stage of the Castle
Eat the meat off of a werewolf
Pick up the ability to imbue your fists with fire
Pass the Second stage of the Castle
Pass the fourth stage of the Castle
Absorb enough meat to become a Meaty Boner
Get into a fight with the big giant floating head thingy!
Pass the fifth stage of the Castle
Medals Earned: 7/12 (250/500 points)
Crush the Apache Helicopter
Crush the Lear Jet
Crush the Mini-Helictopter
Crush the Sheriff-Helicopter
Crush the Boeing 747
Crush the Airbus Beluga
Crush the Concorde
Crush the B-2 Spirit
Crush the B-52 Fortress
Kill 15 Ducks
Crush 95 Sailing Yachts
Crush the Space Shuttle
Medals Earned: 9/9 (60/60 points)
Do you always go into things head first?
I think you missed a step in there.
Scorpion would be proud.
Watch where you point that thing.
Watch out for PoolSharks.
What were you doing?
Whoever dropped that quarter made a HUGE mistake.
I need another quarter!
I wish every lifeguard was as good as you!
Medals Earned: 1/8 (5/230 points)
Complete the easy round
Complete the game
Finish in under 300 seconds
Complete the medium round
Finish in under 250 seconds
Complete the hard round
Finish in under 200 seconds
Finish in under 150 seconds
Medals Earned: 4/10 (50/425 points)
Finish level 5
Finish level 14
Finish level 10
Finish level 18
Finish level 21
Finish level 27
Finish level 24
Complete the game with less than 30 deaths
Complete the game with less than 10 deaths
Medals Earned: 1/10 (5/360 points)
Pass level 1
Succumb to the clutches of death
Pass level 6
Pass level 9
Pass levels 1-3
Pass any level other than 7 without getting hurt
Pass level 7 without getting hurt
Pass levels 6-9 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass levels 1-5 with a combined time under 20 minutes
Pass all levels with a combined time under 19 minutes
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/290 points)
Complete the first phase.
Complete the second phase.
Complete the third phase.
Complete the final phase.
Fully load your bladder.
Win without taking any damage.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/7 (200/300 points)
Recover some strength
Become a full human
Get your legs back
Grow small wings
Become the beast
Restore the fountain's flow
Complete the game in 15 minutes or less
Medals Earned: 3/23 (15/540 points)
Defeat BigFuzzyKitten.
Hit your first enemy.
Press the jump button to take flight!.
View the game walkthrough.
Toggle Halloween Mode on or off.
Defeat Mindchamber.
Defeat Psycho-Goldfish.
Get 80% or more on P-bot's cleanup mini-game.
Defeat Stamper & Jeff.
Best Friends Forever! Beat the game with both Tom and Dan.
Beat the game in Halloween Mode.
View every game-over ending (1 for each wave).
Eat 5 brains in one game.
Beat the game without using bombs.
Send the game's final boss back to the abyss.
Defeat the Kitty Krew without taking any damage.
Beat the game without eating any guts.
Beat the game at least once with all 6 characters.